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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>You want to piss away time and have a fucking blast doing it? You’ve come to the right place your Jedi. I, Jake Burns, will show you the ropes in mischief, ladies,  shenanigans and good old fashion fucking up.</description><title>Sexy and I know it</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jake-burnzzz)</generator><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I miss you guys so MUCH! I&amp;#8217;m getting a new phone and my ass to a computer so we can fix how...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I miss you guys so MUCH! I&amp;#8217;m getting a new phone and my ass to a computer so we can fix how much I miss you&amp;#8230;..&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/47252944614</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/47252944614</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:49:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MY BABIES </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m so sorry about everything, I had some pretty harsh family issues and I was without a computer for a while and I felt awful leaving without any notice and I wanted to come back everyday. I miss you guys everyday I miss my characters I miss everyone&amp;#8217;s characters so anyone who sees this please message me or I&amp;#8217;ll start spamming you all until I get a reply! I love you guys so much still and can&amp;#8217;t rp with anyone else.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/45235374621</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/45235374621</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:45:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iainwaxford.tumblr.com/post/24427157102/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;iainwaxford&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;About the fact that she never told me she had an actual brother. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m545gtHLu31r7c67g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah that&amp;#8217;s a bit weird. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m546bbS5Ib1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24428469586</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24428469586</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:26:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://camdenramsay.tumblr.com/post/24427980597/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;camdenramsay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah, I am. And who are you supposed to be?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m545zvwPqP1rqze2a.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t know who I&amp;#8217;m supposed to be. But I &lt;em&gt;am&lt;/em&gt; her boyfriend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5463qlqzi1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24428157924</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24428157924</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:21:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lana-kindle.tumblr.com/post/24427019562/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;lana-kindle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;How long ago is ‘the other night’…? Didn’t go great? What happened Jake? Wait… she has a brother? Since when? I’ve never seen him before…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m545ebrKph1r6988n.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Since now I guess! And I don&amp;#8217;t know if it was a fight exactly but it wasn&amp;#8217;t a fun conversation. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m545zoxsp11r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24427973938</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24427973938</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:19:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lana-kindle.tumblr.com/post/24426644063/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;lana-kindle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Well she can’t have gone far, surely! When was the last time you saw her?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54554ZoOZ1r6988n.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The other night, things didn&amp;#8217;t go to great. And this kid, I think he&amp;#8217;s her brother said he saw her leave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5459pR6gE1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426851037</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426851037</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:03:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iainwaxford.tumblr.com/post/24425887632/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;iainwaxford&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don’t know! I haven’t seen here..we kind of fought last time we spoke. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544no2sDy1r7c67g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Same&amp;#8230; what did you two fight about?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5454yor2s1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426632049</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426632049</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:00:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://camdenramsay.tumblr.com/post/24426171940/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;camdenramsay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m pretty sure I saw her pissing off some dude with blue hair, you know, believing she, deep down should have been put in charge, but she walked out and I picked a direction she might have gone and… yeah. Not going to freak out because this is perfectly fine. She’s going to come back. And I’m not going to lose her again because mom and dad would kill me if she actually died holy shit Eva’s legitimately missing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544t6Ir3h1rqze2a.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Alright, alright kid breathe. You saw her leave? And who the fuck is this prick with blue hair? &amp;#8220;mom and dad&amp;#8221;, Jesus Christ, you&amp;#8217;re her brother aren&amp;#8217;t you. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5452qBVPc1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well this is fucked.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426539001</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426539001</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:59:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lana-kindle.tumblr.com/post/24425770293/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;lana-kindle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Er, I, no… I haven’t seen her. What’s up? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544khZtvJ1r6988n.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I can&amp;#8217;t fucking find her Lana!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544ybpGyK1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426344581</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24426344581</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:56:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iainwaxford.tumblr.com/post/24425492336/one-more-fucking-time"&gt;iainwaxford&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;No..no don’t tell me she’s missing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544e1RcUO1r7c67g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Missing&amp;#8230; like fucking missing? As in gone?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544jcWF3A1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24425706005</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24425706005</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:47:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One more fucking time....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Who&amp;#8217;s seen Eva?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544c5CSuX1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24425401320</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24425401320</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:43:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>you have a drinking problem</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m543ko3bFd1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24424249349</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24424249349</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:26:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Alright where the fuck is Eva?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m543adiJVI1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24423829848</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24423829848</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:20:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Make an assumption about me in my ask box and I'll respond with real or not real.</title><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24423790566</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24423790566</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:20:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>EVERYONE STAY THE FUCK INSIDE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unseen-alecfarrow.tumblr.com/post/24373614738/everyone-stay-the-fuck-inside"&gt;unseen-alecfarrow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ha sure. It’s the sequel, called “leave me the fuck alone or I will throw you out to the hunters.” you should read it, it’s really fucking amazing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wrote it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52jx29zfl1rq4un4.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m54365FwyI1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24423676256</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24423676256</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:18:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eva-rything:


Nothing. Of course you were.


What is it this time?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eva-rything.tumblr.com/post/24307142018/jake-burnzzz-what-whats-wrong-oh-come"&gt;eva-rything&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Nothing. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50vc1F0p91r8483i.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Of course you were.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50vf31aOo1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What is it this time?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24307259642</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24307259642</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:38:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eva-rything:


….No. I didn’t… No, Jake.What the hell?

What- what&amp;#8217;s wrong?

Oh come on I was...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eva-rything.tumblr.com/post/24306704480/jake-burnzzz-right-always-so-this-means-we"&gt;eva-rything&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;….No. I didn’t… No, Jake.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50v08T7521r8483i.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What the hell?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What- what&amp;#8217;s wrong?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50v2mHXqy1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh come on I was only kidding.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24306792186</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24306792186</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:30:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eva-rything:

Well, I’ve missed you too. You aren’t boring. According to resident gossip girl, we’re...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eva-rything.tumblr.com/post/24305990940/jake-burnzzz-i-know-i-know-i-guess-i-just"&gt;eva-rything&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Well, I’ve missed you too. You aren’t boring. According to resident gossip girl,&lt;em&gt; we’re&lt;/em&gt; boring. So it’s okay. We’re boring together, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50uhfiI8h1r8483i.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Right, always.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50uqdCDqW1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So this means we all can get naked?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24306338839</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24306338839</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:23:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Things you say to guys trying to hit on you at the bar...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rebecca-adamsrp.tumblr.com/post/24304908164/things-you-say-to-guys-trying-to-hit-on-you-at-the"&gt;rebecca-adamsrp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50tnnYGHO1rq8ckf.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah there&amp;#8217;s a few of those here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50tu4mCje1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24305107286</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24305107286</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:03:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>eva-rything:


I dunno. This is a little weird, though. Aren’t you usually the one telling me how...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eva-rything.tumblr.com/post/24304810505/jake-burnzzz-it-was-just-a-suggestion-babe"&gt;eva-rything&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I dunno. This is a little weird, though. Aren’t you usually the one telling me how unimportant the confessions blog is?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50tku5Wm31r8483i.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I know, I know. I guess I just miss you is all, and the last thing I am is boring. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50tpbmcFL1r87mt0.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24304924495</link><guid>http://jake-burnzzz.tumblr.com/post/24304924495</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:00:56 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
